My grandpa used to say: "When one door closes, another one opens".
He was a lovely man, but a terrible cabinet maker.
My grandpa used to say that what women want is security, and I have to admit he was right.
That’s what they yell for when I start talking to them.
My grandpa used to say that dating was like doing laundry.
Never mix the whites with the colors.
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As a new adult I realized how bad inflation got when I paid for my first prostitute.
My grandpa used to say it something about how it was only "a penny for your thots".
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