A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
"My dog is so smart," says the first owner, "that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee."
"I know," replied the second dog owner, "my dog told me."
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.
I know, says the second owner.<...
Three hunters
A: My dog is so smart, he can spot an animal miles ahead.
B: My dog is so smart, he reloads my shotgun and lets me know when there's only one bullet left.
C: I know all about that.
A/B: How?
C: My dog told me.
Three men were in a cafe, talking about their dogs..
First man says: "My dog is so smart if I give some some money he can go the nearest supermarket and buy me some drink.
Second man says: "My dog is so smart that if I give him money, he will buy whatever I want from him and he will return with the change and the receipt.
Both the firs...
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