My Dog Died Jokes - 4 Hilarious My Dog Died Jokes

My dog died. He exploded.

He was a mixed breed. Half golden lab, half meth lab.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man is praying to God

He laments "Lord! My dog died, my wife left me and my kids don't even want to speak to me, what gives? What did I do to deserve this?"

Suddenly a booming voice echoes from the Heavens. "I dunno George, something about you just pisses me off."

The chase is on

A man is driving really fast, and a police car is chasing him. Amazingly, the chase goes on for over twenty miles. The man finally stops his car and faces the wrath of the police officer.

The police officer yells at him and says "I've been chasing you for twenty miles, you'd better have a dam...

The housemaid has some bad and good news.

A housemaid calls her boss and says "I've got some good and bad news"

"Well give me the bad news first"

"Your dog died"

"My dog died! When did that happen?"

"After the horse kicked it"

"Well why in the world did the horse kick it?"

"Because the stables were ...

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