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My Dad Left Jokes

Cigarette warnings should also include how dangerous it is just going to purchase a package...

My dad left 19 years ago to buy some and he still hasn't made it back.

My dad left to go get milk last year...

Unlike your dad, he came home that day!

"What's a couple," I asked my mum.

She replied: "two or three."

That probably explains why my dad left us.

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My parents were fish

My parents were both fish, but my dad left before I was born. Guess that makes me a bass-turd.



I'll go ahead and leave now.

My dad left his job

He wanted to pursue archeology. His career is now in ruins.

My Dad left to buy milk 7 years ago

He came back 15 minutes later but still.

Dentist: open up

Me: well it all started when my dad left

Dentist: no I meant..

Dentist assistant: Wait Ali let him finish

Warnings about motorcycles

Every time people find out I drive a motorcycle they always freak out and tell me about sometime someone they know got in an accident.

I don't get it.

I don't go around telling pregnant women that my dad left

When I was a kid my dad left without any indication

All I remember of him was that he drove a BMW

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