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My Body Is A Temple Jokes

My body is a temple

My liver is a battlefield

My body is a temple

If you take your shoes off, you can come inside

My body is a temple.

And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.

My body is a temple.

What I mean by that is, it looks and feels like something the Romans destroyed 2,500 years ago.

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My body is a temple.

Old as fuck, broken down with quite the history but serving no modern purpose

My body is a temple

Old, falling apart and probably haunted.

My body is a temple.

It requires frequent animal sacrifice.

My body is a temple...

... just not the kind you’d pay to visit.

When I was a young boy I realized that my body is a temple

since clergymen felt they could enter anytime

My body is a temple!

Old, crumbling and capitalised on by the people working with me.

My body is a temple.

My body is a temple. I care about it three to five times a year purely out of guilt.

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