UPJOKE

My apartment is so small...

I tried putting a key in a lock, and broke a window.

A man gets off work early...

After a long day on the job, a construction worker makes his way home. He is happy to find the bus goes express, and he gets to his apartment building in record time. He walks up the four flights of stairs, thinking about how lucky he is to see his wife and drink a cold beer. He reaches his door but...

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