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Music Major Jokes

The Music Major

A student has a music major final due, he must compose a symphony.

Out of time, he decides to go to the library to find sheet music and simply write it backwards and submit it as his own. He looks through the stacks and finds one from his very professor when he was a student. He copies it do...

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How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

16

One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did.

What's a music major frat boy's favorite composer?

Debussy

The Job Interview

This is a joke my friend told me a while back:

A company has opened a new position and is trying to fill it from a pool of candidates with diverse majors. First the interviewer calls in an art major. The interview goes well, and the interviewer asks one last question: "what's 9x9?" The art ma...

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