After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm...
Shamus Murphy was enjoying a pint at the bar, when he saw someone who looked very familiar
Aye! You look familiar, what is your name?
Me name is Angus Murphy.
You don't say? M'name is Shamus Murphy!
You don' say? Did you grow up in the town of Derry?
I did! Did you go to Saint Anthony's?
I did! Did you have an Aunt named Mildred?
I did! Did your f...
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Two irish men meet in a pub.
One day two Irishmen are sitting in a pub drinking pints of Guinness. âExcuse me sir,â one man says to the other, âbut I noticed you look just like me!â The second man turns around and says, âI noticed the very same thing. Where are you from?â âIâm from Dublin,â says the second man. ...
Two Irishmen sat at a bar...
To pass the time, they began to get to know each other.
âWhere you from, laddie?â said the first
âOh, Iâm from Dublin, ya seeâ said the second.
âOh ya donât say! Iâm from Dublin, too! What parish were ye in?â
âOh I was in the St. Thomas parish, ya seeâ
âYa dont say...
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A man takes a seat at a bar and waves at the bartender. âGimme a shot of whiskey.â
Another man at the bar, notices his accent and asks, âYou sound like a fellow Irishman. What county do you come from?â
âI come from Kildareâ the man replies.
âMe too! What town in Kildare?â
âMaynooth, born and raised,â the man says.
âMe too! What a coincidence. What p...
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub,
drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second ...
Two Irish lads having a drink in a pub.
One says to the other âwhere you from?â
âGlanmire - outside Corkâ replies the second
âAmazing so am i!â the first exclaims âwhat school did you go too?â
âSt Josephsâ he replies
âSt Josephs!? I went St Josephs as well!!â shouts the first
The second asks âwhat year d...
One night at the bar..
So, a fellow walks into a rather large pub in Dublin, goes up to the bar, and orders a pint of Guinness. While the bartender steps away, the fellow does that slow scan one does in a strange room to see if he knows anyone, and his eyes alight on a fellow.
The bartender returns with the pint, a...
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