UPJOKE

What do you call a detective with multiple wives?

A polygramist.

Husband and wife are having marriage trouble. Husband is often unfaithful. One day the wife died an early death and arrives at Heavens Gate met by a past loved one.

It was her grandmother.

Wife: grandmother what must I do to get through Heavens gate?

Grandmother: it's easy honey, all you have to do is spell one word.

Wife: what is it?

Grandmother: Love

After many years and multiple wives later the husband dies and arrives at ...

Why should polygamy be legal?

Any guy willing to take multiple wives is punishment enough!

Too much wasted sperm...

Men make millions of sperm every day, but women can only make use of one or two for a couple days of each month. The only logical remedy for this is to take on multiple wives. This is the most logical call to Mormonism.

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