My Vet told me yesterday that dogs can’t possibly operate the MRI machine.
But Catscan.
What did the doctor say to the MRI machine?
"You're testing my patients!"
After years of research, scientists have concluded that dogs cannot use MRI machines.
But catscan.
Speaking of PET scans, did you guys hear about the new law they passed in Oregon where dogs can no longer operate MRI machines?
Apparently cats can.
An elderly man was lying on his death bed
and in his bank account had 300,000 dollars. Being a man that didn't trust wills and didn't want the government to get their hands on the money, he decides to call over his three most trusted people. He calls over his priest, his lawyer, and his doctor and gives them each 100,000 dollars. He then...
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