Did you know? If Mr T converts to become a jewish minister, he will also be transformed into a lagomorph.
That's right, he becomes a Rabbi T.
TIL that MR T used to wrap victims in flat bread to torture them
He liked to pita the fools
Mr. T set the ninja turtles up on a blind date.
Mr. T: Here's your girl.
Ninja Turtles: who is she?
Mr T: Its April, fools.
Also, I'm sorry.
What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
I haven’t seen Mr Tree in days...
I thought he moved to another branch
But it turns out he was just on leaf
Mr T and I were thinking about scaling a glass wall.
We were looking at the standard equipment and the fancy equipment too. I selected the most basic suction device for my ascent, and suggested Mr T do likewise.
He looked at me and said, "I ain't using no plain sucker!"
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A rabbit is hopping through the woods. Hop, hop, hop, when he comes upon a giraffe. Now, this giraffe is about to smoke some weed. The rabbit looks up at the giraffe and say, "Giraffe, don't smoke weed. Weed is a drug and drugs are bad, come running with me through the forest."
The giraffe looks at the weed, then looks at the rabbit, then back at the weed. The giraffe tossed his blunt aside and they go running through the forest together. Run, run, run. Hop, hop, hopping along.
Soon they come to a clearing with a sheep. This sheep is about to shoot up heroin. The ra...
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Machigatta ana
Larry, a business man, makes a trip to japan to meet Mr. Tanaka, the boss of a big japanese company.
He arrives at night and is bored so he goes to a brothel. There he asks for the hottest girl they have and goes on to have sex with her. He takes her from behind and the girl is moaning like h...
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