Mr And Mrs Jokes

When the baby is born, Mr Wong immediately knows that Mrs Wong has cheated on him...
Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

Mr and Mrs Wong are two Chinese immigrants to the United States. They've been trying for a baby for years now, and finally Mrs Wong gets pregnant. After giving birth, the doctor hands Mr Wong a blue-eyed Caucasian infant and says it's his son.

"What would you like to name him?" asks the docto... read more

Each day, they barely had enough food for themselves, and therefore rarely invited guests.

One afternoon, out of the blue, Mr Jones said he had invited his friend over for lunch.

Mrs Jones was outraged. "Don't you know that now we will have less food to eat?"

Just then they hea... read more

Little miss Steak.

Mr and Mrs Sterile have no children.

thank god i was dragged out by the smiths

Left, obviously.

Everyone knows two Wongs don't make a right.

because two Wongs don't make a Dwight.

Mr and Mrs Smith were going on holiday to Spain. As usual there was lots of traffic on the motorway, and they only just got to the airport on time. They parked the car, got out their suitcases, and took the bus to the terminal. At last they reached the check-in desk.

As they got there, Mr... read more

Before each guest enters the palace, a butler formally introduces each family to the guests with an announcement. As the family approaches the butler at the entrance, the butler asks:

Butler: “And your family name, sir?”

Husband: “Bates”

The butler opens the door and with loud ... read more

A young man was starting his first job as a bellhop. Keen to make a good impression he asked the supervisor for any tips. Be polite and address the customer by their name was the response. How do I know their names? the boy asked. Check the name tag on their luggage replied the supervisor.
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