As a musician, people asked me what my secret was to moving on from my ex so quickly.
I told them I just did what any good songwriter would do.
Drugs.
Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?
Because they're always trying to find the x.
They don't know y, either.
Moving On (Original joke)
It's been tough with my wife gone. It took me a while but I decided it was time to give her a proper burial, and move on. She put up on hell of a fight but eventually I got her in the coffin.
My ex is having a really hard time moving on
From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did).
Moving on!
I say Inertia is a bad thing... don’t let it slow you down!
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks…
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving ...
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A Scotsman,
A Scotsman, on the way home from a heavy drinking session with his mates, collapses onto a park bench and falls into a very deep stupor. Some time later 2 girls walk past and on seeing him debate whether he has anything under his kilt. They decide to look and discover he’s stark naked....
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