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Most Unexpected Jokes

What was the most unexpected summer hit of all time?

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-nish Inquisition

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What is the most unexpected place for piercing on women's body?

Dick

The most unexpected effect of Corona Virus is it changes the taste of the food you eat

Nothing is wrong with your taste buds, all kitchen staff have started washing their hands!

What are two of the most unexpected words?

Spanish inquisition

Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S.

They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation.

When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crysta...

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