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Most Toxic Jokes

Britney Spears has the most toxic fans.

And for good reason; it's a catchy song

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What is the most toxic kind of mushroom?

A shit-talk-e mushroom

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The most toxic substances known to mankind.

1. Arsenic
2. Cyanide
3. Polonium
4. Mercury
5. The League of Legends community

What is the most toxic gas? (Possible Dad Joke?)

Air, every person died consuming it.

New York has the most lawyers in the USA. New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps in the USA. Why is this so?

New Jersey had first choice.

So a Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals...

So a Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chieftain has them bound and brought to the village square, where he announces their fate. "For trespassing on our land," he says, "you will all be sentenced to death! You will be killed, skinned, eaten, and have your hides tann...

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