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Santa walks into the North Pole bar, takes a seat, and asks the bartender for his most popular shot

Bartender pours out something that looks like candy cane. “It’s called ‘Elf Cum’”.

Santa cringes, but downs it and remarks, “Gee, that’s really good, but why do you call it ‘Elf Cum’?”

Bartender replies, “When I tested it out with Mrs. Claus, she said, ‘That tastes just like ...

What is the most popular type of tree in California?

Ash.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

What's the most popular red wine??

We want our land back!!

What's Saudi Arabia's most popular sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What's the most popular dating app?

Google calendar

What's the name of the most popular French knight?

Sir Ender.

What's the most popular band in Chernobyl?

Fall Out Boy

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What’s the most popular porn site in Kentucky?

Onlyfams

What is the most popular song in hell?

Burn baby burn, Dantes inferno!

What summer sport is most popular with fit albinos?

Bleach volleyball.

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A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. (one of my favourite jokes, worth the read)



However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they can't afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the z...

What's the most popular candy in Rwanda?

Tutsi Roll

What is the most popular tree on YouTube?

A face plant

What's the most popular drink ordered at bars?

One more

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

The most popular man in the world

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone ha...

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What is the most popular streaming service among men with a micro penis?

Peacock

What virtual private network is most popular in Skyrim?

NordVPN

What was 2020's most popular board game?

Pandemic.

What are the most popular jokes during the pandemic?

Inside jokes.

You know what the least popular are?

Knock Knock jokes.

My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it

Post office

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What's the most popular movie at a nudist colony?

Free Willy


I'm happy with thinking of this myself.

What's the most popular dating site in India?

Connect the dots.

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What’s the most popular proverb in Alabama?

Cum is thicker than blood

Who are the most popular married couple with their own TV fishing program?

Rod and Annette.

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What’s the most popular Star Wars action figure in Japan?

Toy-Yoda.

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Which US President was most popular among Spanish porn stars?

L.B.J.

What's the most popular book in Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

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This years most popular handheld device is...

the mobile phone, just beating last years favourite of the penis

What is the most popular game show in Norway?

Family Fjeud

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What is the most popular form of martial arts in Israel?

Jew - Jitsu

The cemetery is the most popular place in the world.

People are just dying to get in!

What’s the most popular sport in Tamriel?

Molagball

What's the most popular arcade game in Mexico?

Guac - a - mole

What is the most popular snack in Prague?

Czech’s Mix

2020 is the most popular year on the internet.

It went viral.

The most popular science show in US nowaday

Dee Nial the anti-science guy.

I was working in a record store when a gentleman asked me if we had anything from the most popular prog-rock band from Canada.

I said I'd be with him in a moment. He said "OK. No rush.".

I replied "Sorry. I can't help you then."

What's the most popular sport everywhere except for the US?

Cross country

What is the most popular purebred dog?

The doughberman.

What’s the most popular reality tv show viewed by the crew of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians

What is the most popular herb in Asia?

Koreander.

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How did the stripper know she was the most popular dancer at the club?

She took a poll.

What's the H.P. wizarding world's most popular deodorant?

Ex-Smelly-Armus

What is the most popular fruit in China?

Mandarin oranges

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They say about 70% of people masturbate in the shower and about 30% sing in the shower. Do you know what the most popular song is to sing in the shower?

You don't? Well I guess we know what you've been doing.

What are the most popular goods in the underworld?

Under wares

Did you hear about the new website most popular with Alabama THOTs?

Only Fam

Who is the most popular band on earth right now?

Widespread Panic.

What're the most popular cookies in Asgard?

Thoreos.

I hate to brag but my cemetery is the most popular one in my entire county.

People are literally dying to get into it.

What’s the most popular form of photography in American high schools?

Point and shoot.

What's the most popular music amongst the elderly?

Hip pop

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What are the two most popular types of tea ?

Booty and Titty .

Most popular joke in my country...

Once there was a very very old man. He died when he was a child.

What’s the most popular breakfast in Chernobyl?

Eggs Quarantine

What was the most popular book store in the Roman Empire?

Barnestantinoble

What's the most popular game in Hawaii right now?

The floor is lava!

Why are furries not the most popular group of people

Because they like to be the underdog

my daughter made this gem up: what is the most popular console with the vikings?

the axe-box

How did the man become the most popular at the nudist colony?

He caught six doughnuts with no hands.

Scientists have opened a dimensional rift in one of New York's most popular tourist spots.

They're now calling it Times Squared.

Who was the most popular movie director during the Covid-19 scare?

Quentin Quarantino

Most popular dog breed in New Mexico?

The Meth Lab.

What is the most popular flavour of pizza in the hood during a drive-by?

Peppered homie

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

Who was the most popular vampiric artist?

Vincent Fang Gogh!

I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur.

I'm capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.

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Who are the most popular Japanese guys?

Ra-men

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

The most popular guy in school weighs over 300 pounds

People naturally gravitate towards him

How did the dad figure out the most popular country in the world?

He took a flag pole.

What's the most popular time to schedule a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is...

Role playing as a couple that owns a house.

What it the most popular food in the world?

I think it's salt but you should take it with a grain of salt.
-- (Be gentle I made it up...)

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These days whenever I browse the most popular videos on Pornhub I have to ask myself...

What's this world cumming to?

What is the most popular Nirvana song in France?

Crepe me

What’s the most popular breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia?

Fruties Pebbled

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo...

...gramps made me do it.

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Statistics show the most popular sex position for married couples is doggie style.

The husband sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Who is the most popular Transformer in America?

Caitlyn Jenner.

I made a list of the top 10 most popular wordplay jokes, to see if any of them actually made me laugh

No pun in ten did

Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques..

.. The fourth one will shock you!

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