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Most Offensive Jokes

Most offensive sentence you ever read.

I'm a white male Christian that goes to work 9-5 Monday through Friday.

The most offensive thing you can say to someone is

ATTACK!

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The most offensive thing as a black man is when you walking down the street and an old white woman clutches her purse.

Bitch really thinks she stronger than me.

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Most offensive one liner joke I know..

So I was eating this bitch out the other day and I tasted horse semen so I looked up and said, "Ooooooh grandma that's how you died."

What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

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A guy walks into a bar and shouts "Attorneys are assholes!"

Another guy at the bar walks up to him with a disgusted look on his face and says "I can't believe you just said that, that's one of the most offensive things I've ever heard." The first guy says "Oh I'm sorry, are you an attorney?" The second guy replies "No, I'm an asshole!"

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An old married couple were laying in bed one night...

An old married couple were in bed one night, about to go to sleep. All of a sudden the old man passes gas, loudly. The wife, annoyed, says "what on earth was that?!"

The old man thinks for a second, then says "Fart Football. 7-nothing!" The wife grumbles and they both go back to falling aslee...

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