What do you call a platypus wearing a tuxedo that takes out a loan to buy stock in a mortgage company?
Interesting
I need a raise.
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. ...
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