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Morels Jokes

I was illegally hunting for mushrooms.

I have questionable morels.

Why was the mushroom hunter a good person?

He had really good morels

Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi...

they have the best morels.

Why did the thief Rob a mushroom store?

Because he had no morels.

Why are books about mushrooms so confusing?

They have too many different morels.

Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor?

He has no Morels

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no [morels](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us&hl=en-US&oe=utf-8&safe=images&q=morel+mushrooms&source=browser-suggest&qsubts=1457412200783&action=devloc).

Honestly I don't like mushroom hunters

Some are nice, others just don't have any morels....

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