He finds out his wife has been in a bad car accident and is in critical condition. So he immediately stops what he's doing and rushes to the hospital as fast as he can.
When he gets to the waiting room, he frantically asks the doctor, "Where is my wife? Is she okay? What happened?"
The...
Once upon a time there was a great wizard.
His name was Theaddus.
He had helped solve many people's problems. People rewarded him for his help. With all this money he had bought many talking items to spend his time with.
On one of his trips he had found the perfect item for a loner like him. A staff made of fir.
It...
Connotation is important
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Is much more serious than
Sorry daddy I've been naughty
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[Long, but original] Two brothers are catching up over a drink...
The older brother Dave is successful, hard-working and married with a family, a dog and a cat. The younger brother Mike is a real nice guy, but he's kind of a -up. Having been too busy to catch up for weeks, they decide to meet up at the local bar.
Dave says, "Man, I'm sorry we haven't ...
A man is concerned about his weight
He goes to the doctor and expresses his concern but after she has him step on the scales the doctor advises him that he is a healthy weight. The man still appears troubled and asks her if there is a significant weight difference between men and women. The doctor replies that there is but for a...
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