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Moon Rocks Jokes

Why are moon rocks tastier than earth rocks?

Because they’re meteor!

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I found this place online that sells authentic moon rocks.

The rocks themselves are really cheap, but the shipping is a bitch.

I have a friend who was obsessed with the moon.

Lunar cycles, werewolf lore, eclipse dates, he knew all about them and then some. The really strange part was he focused solely on the moon in this way, no other part of space.

Made him easy to shop for though. Werewolf movies, moon pies, he'd love them just for being tangentially connected t...

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