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A girl I liked was giving me mixed signals

So I calculated Fourier transform.

I think my deaf friend wants to update her computer. But her sign language interpreter is giving me mixed signals.

I think she needs a better processor.

I'm getting mixed signals from my doctor.

First, he told me that I need to stop drinking so much, but he also told me I should get more shots.

When I was in high school I wrote a love letter to my teacher, and she shot me down.

But she also corrected the spelling and wrote “See me” in red marker at the bottom. Very mixed signals.

I'm in love with a girl from my Morse code course

Not sure how she feels though, she keeps sending mixed signals.

I just got a new dual-band wireless router, but I'm not sure if it's working or not.

It's giving me mixed signals.

I met a girl named Clarity

She gave me mixed signals

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