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A girl I liked was giving me mixed signals

So I calculated Fourier transform.

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I think my deaf friend wants to update her computer. But her sign language interpreter is giving me mixed signals.

I think she needs a better processor.

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I'm getting mixed signals from my doctor.

First, he told me that I need to stop drinking so much, but he also told me I should get more shots.

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When I was in high school I wrote a love letter to my teacher, and she shot me down.

But she also corrected the spelling and wrote “See me” in red marker at the bottom. Very mixed signals.

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I'm in love with a girl from my Morse code course

Not sure how she feels though, she keeps sending mixed signals.

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I just got a new dual-band wireless router, but I'm not sure if it's working or not.

It's giving me mixed signals.

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I met a girl named Clarity

She gave me mixed signals

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