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Missle Jokes

Did you know, the Post Office considered delivering post by Missle?

Really puts the term 'letter bomb' in a whole new light.

What is faster than a missle but slower than atranqilizer dart?

Sonic the real one.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

A pair of Nuclear Missle operators, one American, one Russian, had a one-night stand.

When they parted, each told the other, "I'll miss you."

So aliens flew by our planet recently and one asked the other...

Alien 1 How advanced is that civilization?

Alien 2 They have discovered nuclear technology.

Alien 1 Oh boy... That's pretty intelligent. We better keep our distance then from their missles.

Alien 2 Nah, they're not that smart yet. They have em pointed at themselves.

Which rocket is best for getting rid of people?

Dis Missle

I thought my new husband's surname was tobbogan.

But it turned out I was missled.

If Reddit users were Military Weapons...

They would be Attention-Seeking Missles.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because North Korean long range missles cant make it that far.

The US Navy is starting to worry about the North Korean military.

Since all the missles they launch at Washington end up hitting the ocean, the odds are they will eventually hit a ship.

How we can solve the issue with Syria....

Fill those tomahawk missles with Pepsi and it's all going to be right as rain.

Ooh Johnny

President Obama was visiting a primary school, and visited the 1st grade classes. The class was in the middle of a lesson on words and thier meaning. Obama ask if any of the kids could give the meaning of the word "tragedy". One lil boy stood up and said " If my best freind was playing in the road a...

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