Missing Wife Jokes

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but... read more

The missus has been missing a week now.

Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month," the man replies. "Why did you wait so long to report it?"

"Well," says the man, "until yesterday I thought it was just a dream."

- Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
- Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
- Sergeant: What is her height?
- Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
- Sergeant: Weight?
- Husband... read more

He tractor down. 🚜🚜🚜