UPJOKE

Sergeant: ‘Are we any closer to solving the case of the missing dog-walker?’

Detective: ‘Well I’ve got a lead but nothing else has turned up’

My wife is so angry

We have been searching for our missing dog since the morning and she has been asking me the status. I just kept replying **404**

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