Bert and Ernie served as daytime radio hosts for over twenty years.
Bert and Ernie worked together as daytime radio hosts for over twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music and generally made peoples lives a touch brighter as they trundled to their workplace.
Now though, there was a silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax from civil defen...
So I'm at the nuclear missile facility and my boyfriend texts me "Hey Anna, wanna come over? ;)"
The general asks me for target coordinates for a missile launch so I do a search.
Using satellite imaging, I find the perfect spot and fire straight away.
Me: "General, we've launched a nuclear strike at these coordinates."
He looks at me in extreme confusion.
General: "W...
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