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Missed Period Jokes

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A daughter discusses her missed periods with her mother. . .

A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want...

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What do women and grammar Nazis have in common?

One missed period is enough to freak them out.

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