I still think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn’t in the remake of The Italian Job.
Joke from Gary Delaney's standup
If Hunter Biden ever goes to jail...
And doesn’t write a book called “Biden time” it would be a big missed opportunity.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple.
Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride's father storm up the aisle, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry.
"The weddin's off," he shouted, "Everybody bugger off!"
Dismayed and muttering, the guests repaired to the parkin...
Facebook's launching its own cryptocurrency next year called Libra...
missed opportunity to call it zuck buck
Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover?
There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.
I want to pay respects to the Mars Rover that NASA lost contact with.
It's a missed Opportunity.
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