Normally that would be good thing, except I can see she is reloading.
My old friend from school missed me
And he's why we had a gun ban
In my past life, I was a warrior for an Indian Tribe, and was madly in love with the chiefs daughter
In this tribe we were named after the first thing our mothers saw when we were born. And His daughter, Lily Petal, was absolutely beautiful, and everyday I sighed knowing there was nothing I could do to ever win her attention. I was just boring old Falling Rock, a nobody warrior.
But one day,...
I visited my Great-Grampa yesterday and found him in tears with emotion
When I asked what was going on, He answered:
So many years ago, I fought in World War I. At some point, I saw a German, he saw me, we both aimed at each other but he was quicker and shot first. He missed me. In shock, I just ran away, never to see him again… or so I thought.
You see, s...
I just saw my stormtrooper girlfriend for the first time in 6 months.
She said she missed me.
My girlfriend is a sniper. I'm pretty sure she loves me. You know how I know?
She said she missed me
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