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Misplacing Jokes

I recently became very angry as a result of misplacing my memory foam mattress.

I had lost my Tempur.

I sued Delta Airlines for misplacing my luggage

But I lost my case.

What did the French chef say when he was sick and tired of misplacing his olive oil?

"I'm losing my huile d'olive."

Last time I went to a shooting range I lost an arm...

They charged me a fee for misplacing a gun.

It took a lot of courage but I finally told my girlfriend I couldn't see her anymore.

And of course, just as I expected, she nagged about me always misplacing my glasses.

Signs of aging, from a lady

After finishing a meeting I left the hotel and headed to the parking lot. After failing to find my car keys in my handbag and pockets, I started to panic. I headed back to the conference room and still couldn't find the keys.

I suddenly realized that I must have left them in the car. This has...

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