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Miracle Whip Jokes

I was wondering if anyone would be willing to support a petition to modernize the name of the Pope Mobile.

I think we should call it the Miracle Whip. It's got more of a tangy zip to it.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and Miracle Whip?

Miracle Whip is the bread spread, and a prostitute just spreads for bread.

Horse Whip Sandwich Spread

Mix horseradish and Miracle Whip together to make a kicking sandwich spread. I call it Horse Whip and you can put it on most anything!

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What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip

I have a horse called Mayo and a groom called Miracle.

Mayo neighs when Miracle whips.

The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders...

I wonder if they called it his "Miracle Whip"?

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