Mine Shaft Jokes - 7 Hilarious Mine Shaft Jokes

A friend of mine recently fell into an abandoned mine shaft.

Don't worry, he only suffered miner injuries.

What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor

When a mine shaft collapses it’s known to make a specific musical tone when the air rushes through the tunnels. What note is it?

A flat miner

What is the only key a piano can play in after it was dropped down the mine shaft?

Minor B flat

TIL The higher you drop a piano, the higher the note that plays when the piano hits the ground

For example, drop it all the way down a mine shaft and it'll hit A minor

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Back when Pope John Paul II died, the Vatican College of Cardinals were faced with the responsibility of choosing a new pope for the Catholic Church...

... At first, they favored a British Cardinal by the name of Cardinal Nigel Mason.

Card. Mason had been a pilot in WWII, fighting Germany's Luftwaffe. He was decorated for his service, during which he shot down 12 Nazi fighter planes.

He himself was finally shot down and made a rough l...

Two Montana rednecks are out hunting and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground...

They approached it and are amazed by the depth of it. The first Hunter says, "Wow,that's some whole.I can't even see the bottom.Must be an old mine shaft. I wonder how deep it is."

The second Hunter says,"Well,let's grab that old transmission over there and throw it down in the hole and w...

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