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Get your mind out of the gutter

Friend: "Get your mind out of the gutter"

Me: "I can't"

Friend: "Why not?"

Me: "It's too far in"

Me again: "That's what she said"

Two babies were just born at the hospital.

One of the babies turns to the other and asks, "Are you a boy baby, or a girl baby?" The other baby just giggles and says. "I don't know!"

The other newborn is surprised, but admits, "Actually, I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl, either."

"I wonder how we can find out?" says the secon...

If a mini quiz were called a “quizzicle,” what would a mini test be called?

A quiz. Get your mind out of the gutter.

What does the Royal familys toilet receive when they are finished with it

A royal flush. Get your dirty mind out of the gutter

Love Story

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished...

How do the ladies get Batman to come?

Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

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What do you call a group of guys named Richard?

An embarrassment of Riches.


If you thought it was "a bunch of Dicks" get your mind out of the gutter!

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