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I Was Today Years Old When I Found Out The Meaning Of The Joke "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road" (Mind Blown!)

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side"

It's a joke about suicide. The chicken crossed the road to get hit by a car and reach the "other side" or the after life.

I just thought it was a dumb joke.

Why do you hire a psychic hooker?

So you can have your mind blown.

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Two girls walk into a pub.

After a little while, the barman notices that the older one is actually transexual.

The transexual walks up to the bar and says in a deepish voice, "One chardonnay and a large guimess for my sis please."

She takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them up. A few rounds late...

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A sailor who just finished his training boarding his designated ship

The captain awaits on the boat and tells him


"let me show you around"

they starts walking around the ship and the captain says:

"this here is your cabin, you will be sleeping here with another 4 crew mates"

They kept walking and the captain kept explaining everyt...

TIL The chicken crossing the road jokes real meaning

To get to the other side was also a comment on the afterlife, as in the "other side" as in knowing he'd die crossing the road. I'm 37, heard this joke so many times, and not once put this together till now. /mind blown

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Albert is staying in a nice hotel goes to the bar on the roof.

As he pulls up his stool, he asks the man next to him what he's having.
"Oh, this?" says the man. "This is magic beer."
"Bullshit." says Albert. "No such thing.
"Oh, yeah?" the man says. "Watch this."
The man then downs his beer, gets up and jumps off the roof.
In disbelief Albert se...

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How do telepaths have an orgasm?

They get their mind blown.

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Guy walks into a bar

So this casual guy walks into a bar after a long day at work. Walks up, takes a seat and tells the waiter he would like a Gin and Tonic. Waiter goes around and comes back with an apple. " I asked for a Gin and Tonic"... "Trust me take a bite. So the guy takes a bite. "What is this!? This taste like ...

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