Mike Wazowski meets a genie who gives him one wish
Wazowski: I’d finally like another eye
Genie: done!
Wazowskii: nothing happened
Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan have one of the largest kitchens in the entire world.
Including the monster sink.
How does Mike Wazowski make such good neck jewelry?
Because he’s neckless
What's the difference between Mike Wazowski and a carrot?
One's a bunny feast, and the other is a funny beast.
What did Mike Wazowski call his tattoo parlor?
Monster's Ink.
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