A blonde lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I might be pregnant...'
The doctor says, 'Have you had a check up recently?' She replies, 'No. I think he might've been German.'
Two women go to a hospital for tests.
One of them is worried she might be pregnant, and the other one has the sniffles. They get tested, but their results get switched. The woman with the sniffles receives the result saying that she's pregnant.
"Dammit!!" she exclaims, "You can't even trust vegetables anymore!"
A woman visits her doctor since she has some abdominal pains ...
She thinks she might be pregnant. After the examination, the doctor comes out to see her. Doctor: *"Well, I hope you like changing diapers."* Patient: *"Oh my god, are you serious? Am I pregnant?"* Doctor: *"No, you've got colon cancer."*
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