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What happens when you eat too much Middle Eastern food?

You feelafel

I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday

I just felafel afterwards.

When I'm craving middle eastern food, there's this place I always go to. It's delicious, affordable, and best of all...

Israeli quick.

Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food?

It made his stomach falafel.

They're having a real problem with unlicensed food vendors in Seattle.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas!

Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

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