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Mid Way Jokes

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The tallest hotel in the world was streaming a famous Pixar movie when they pulled the plug mid way.

They fucked Up on so many levels.

The 3 men (Joke told by professor)

Sometime during the middle ages, one day - an engineer, a priest, and a farmer were being executed by the guillotine due to their crimes they commit against the village

the engineer was punished because he was rigging his builds and selling it blindly to people to make extra money by offering...

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So, I went to the doctor the other day...

Prostate cancer runs in my family, so I thought it was about time to pay a visit to the doctor to get myself checked.

After the doctor checked my blood pressure and heart rate, he donned the rubber glove and began to check my prostate. Mid way through the procedure, he says in a concerned ton...

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A man goes to a brothel.

A man goes to a brothel. Broke, he ask for their cheapest pricing. The madam respond, "there's a girl who will go for $30."

The man opens his wallet, revealing just a couple dusty coins. Reluctantly he says, "Any cheaper?"

"Well there is... just one. It might not be the best but she ...

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