Microwaved Jokes - 4 Hilarious Microwaved Jokes

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I like women who are like microwaved Play-Doh.

Hot and non-toxic.

What's the difference between a microwaved sweet potato and a ham thrown off a balcony?

One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham

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One time I microwaved my penis

It’s too small to regularwave it

Microwaved Food is a lot like Schroedinger's Cat

It could be really hot or stone cold.

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