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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner

I’m done in five minutes and look nothing like the picture

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A guy is grocery shopping...

...and the only items he brings to the register are microwave dinners, beer, and toilet paper.

The girl ringing him up scans the items and says to him "single, huh?"

The guy, thinking she's being funny, smiles shyly and says "yeah how'd you guess?"

She pauses before replying..."...

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I was behind this lady at checkout in the grocery store the other day

I was watching the items they were ringing up;

1 quart of milk
3 single serving microwave dinners
10 LB bag of cat food

She looked back at me and smiled. So I took the opportunity and said, "Hello! I bet you're single, aren't you?"

She says, " How could you know that? Jus...

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