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Michael Jackson's Jokes

What are Michael Jackson's preferred pronouns?

He/He

What is Michael Jackson's favorite lunchtime meal?

Grilled Chee-heese

What's Michael Jackson's favorite painting?

The Sha-Mona Lisa.

Why Did Michael Jackson's Guitarist Quit?

Michael asked him to drop the G-string and put the D into A minor.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

A lot of people think Michael Jackson's Pronouns were He/Him, but in reality,

Michael's preferred prounouns were He/He

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.
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