A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *POOF*
He disappeared without a tres.
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Why didn't the Mexican archer fire his bow?
He didn't habenARROW
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[Long Format] A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane...
He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Conven...
Who is paying for the wall?
Mexico Mexic Mexi Mex Me
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an unsuccessful migrant trying to illegally cross the U.S. southern border?
A Mexi*cant*
What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?
A MexiCo.
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