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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed Up

Did you hear about the junky with a lisp?

Said he was methed up.

I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.

Now my jaw’s all methed up.

Did you hear Mike Tyson had a drug overdose...

He was pretty methed up.

Almost made a joke about an amphetamine addict with a lisp...

But that’s methed up.

A man with a lisp is arrested on drug charges

When his family asks what happened he responds:

"I gueth I really methed up"

You shouldn't make jokes about drug addiction.

It's a methed up thing to do.

Mike Tyson recently recovered from a meth overdose and was interviewed upon his exit from the hospital.

When asked about the full story, he responded with,

"I was really methed up at the time"

What do you call a skinny person with a lisp

Methed up

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