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Meth Addict Jokes

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What do you call Jesus when he becomes a meth Addict

The methiah

How do meth addicts pay for their habit?

The tooth fairy.

What’s a meth addicts favorite game?

Need for speed.

As a child of a meth addict, I want you to know you can make DIFFERENT CHOICES from your parents

I prefer heroin

Even though my girlfriend is a meth addict, she is still so beautiful...

That hair, those eyes, that tooth.

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Why shouldn't you give a meth addict laxatives?

because it's already hard enough for them to keep their shit together.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do the Cleveland Browns and a Meth addict have in common?

They will both suck for 4 quarters.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for Meth Addicts.

They seemed particularly fond of "Need for Speed".

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