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Messily Jokes

Paranormal happenings in the Navy

Just found out that the USS Enterprise (CVN-65, sorry to Trekkies) was haunted. The apparition of a human figure, from the waist down and appearing to have been messily severed from the rest of the body, would walk the ship’s passageways.

While nobody is sure of the ghost’s identity or the ex...

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer...

The bartender tells him he doesn't serve bears in his establishment. The bear's had a hard day at work and is in a nasty mood: "Look pal, I work just as hard as you do, I just wanna relax, gimme a beer right now or I'll go eat that chick at the end of the bar there. Try me." Bartender: "Go ahead, fu...

Penguin takes car to the mechanic...

On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes."
So the penguin waddles down the road and spots an ice cream shop. When the penguin gets there, he uses his penguin flippers and messily eats the ice cream....

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