Jan van de Merwe is a South African farmer and he really wants a shiny new tractor but he can't afford it! So he makes a plan: he is going to win the lottery and use the money to buy a new tractor. He is also a religious man, so every night before going to sleep he kneels by his bed and prays: ...
Helping your neighbour South African Style
Hello, is this the South African Police?” “Eish-Yes. What you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga (Cannabis) inside his firewood.” “Eeeh-Yes…Thank you for your co-operasheen and informasheen in combating crime and violence, in our society su...
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