Merlot Wine Jokes - 2 Hilarious Merlot Wine Jokes

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This is a joke my dad always used to tell. Hope no one has heard it before

The Red Baron, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend for picnic by the river Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. The girlfriend leans over to The Red Baron and says, "Baron kiss me!" The Red Baron grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on his girlfriends Lips. "What ar...

So I got a ticket last night

I was coming back from my friend's gig at a restaurant, where I enjoyed a good Italian dinner an hour prior.

Here's how the initial conversation went:

Cop: "Where have you been tonight?"

Me: "Fratello's Restaurant. My pal was playing guitar for the crowd from 6-9 pm."

Cop...

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