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Meeting the Parents

A teenage boy is taken to his girlfriend's home to meet her parents for the first time. The mother hands him a piece of cake. They all sit there in silence wondering what to say, when the family dog walks in, sits down, and proceeds to lick its testicles. To break the ice, the boy looks at the girl'...

Meeting the Parents.

Mortified doesn't describe how Jane's parents felt after meeting her boyfriend. He sported vile tattoos, swore and just had a hostile air about him.

After he left, the mother said, "Dear, he doesn't seem like a very nice person."

"Mom," Jane said, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be do...

Meeting the parents

So my girlfriend thought it was finaly about time for me to meet her parents. They lived in Seatle, while I was from this small town called Dixon. I figured I could impress them by bringing some of our finest local cider.

We drove all the way there and I did my best to make a great first imp...

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