my t-rex friend have recently opened a restaurant for medieval Knights..
For anyone interested, it's name is Dine'O Sir
What did the medieval knight say when he got caught doping?
“I was just getting my Lance Armstrong.”
What do you call a medieval knight with one leg that’s shorter than the other?
An Angled-Saxon
I read of a medieval knight who was always sure of himself.
Sir tainly
A medieval knight walks into a bar, holding a large blunt weapon...
..."Why the long mace?", asks the barman.
Told my friend I went to the waxwork museum and they had a waxwork of a medieval knight wielding his weapons.
"Tussauds?"
"Nah, he was holding a mace."
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