UPJOKE

Grocery store meat departments are starting drone delivery but customers think it's risky.

Its a high-steaks situation

A new supermarket opened near my house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department, there is th...

Shot my first turkey today.

Scared everyone in the frozen meat department.

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